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The Desk answers ANOTHER friendship quiz and The first friendship quiz answered

COMING SOON TO A MAILBOX NEAR YOU-

The Desk is going to write one of these things. And ask a bunch of questions that you never see on them.

But in the meantime… enjoy its well thought out answers.

  1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE? Risa, the dedicated pleasure planet from STAR TREK: Next Generation. You can't beat that can you?

  2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Miniskirts on pretty young women.

  3. IF YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN YOUR NAME WHAT WOULD IT HAVE BEEN? Can I add Tzar of all the Russia's to my name? Or maybe Pope Leftover the Third?

  4. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? Depends on what's going on.  

  5. WHERE IS YOUR WORST PLACE TO BE? Could be the same place.

  6. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? Several for various reasons.

  7. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? Industrial or home?

  8. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? "Don't make me really angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm really angry."

  9. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Bagpipes.

  10. FAVORITE COLORS? Beer. Bourbon. BBQ. Hey, if Martha Stewart can name colors 'sea foam, and 'mountain spring' I can name mine after food and drink.

  11. BELIEVE IN AFTER LIFE? Believe in it? I'm counting on it.

  12. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK? "Silent Spring" and other fairy tales.

  13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Football. Hockey. Baseball. You get the idea.

  14. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? You mean Another One?

  15. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT AND WHERE? I seem to come by plenty of scars naturally. I don't need to pay for them.

  16. DO YOU JUGGLE? Only my tax return.

  17. THE ONE PERSON FROM THE PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO: Adam, and ask him if he realizes what he's starting. Maybe I'll get him to change his mind.  

  18. WHAT IS IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? I don't have a car with a trunk.

  19. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? Who's buying?

  20. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU WILL EMAIL THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST? I'm not emailing anybody with it.

  21. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? See above.

  22. WHO DID YOU RECEIVE THIS FROM: A former Penner.
 

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