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Since it has been awhile since the Desk did one of these the Desk thought it'd do one of these since it had been awhile since it had done one.
The Last One
And the One the Desk wrote with some assistance from Brutha Jim The Media Desk's Multiple Choice 'Friendship' Questionnaire
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Subject: Getting to know you
Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your Friends. Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to
your friends including the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your
friends that you might not have known!
- What time did you get up this morning? 0445
- Diamonds or pearls? Coal.
- What was the last film you saw at the cinema? "Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe"
- What is your favorite TV show? History Channel, Food Network, Weather....
- What do you usually have for breakfast? Whatever I cook
- What is your middle name? "Hey You! The Ugly Cripple!"
- What food do you dislike? Expensive trendy wanna-be French stuff
- What is your favorite CD at the moment? I'm not sure of the interest rates at the moment
- What kind of car do you drive? don't drive 'a car'
- Favorite sandwich? free
- What characteristic do you despise? arrogant stupidity
- Favorite item of clothing? whatever fits and is more or less clean
- If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? fishing
- Favorite brand of clothing? is 'On Sale' a brand?
- Where would you retire to? fishing
- What was your most recent memorable birthday? I don't remember a memorable one.
- Favorite sport to watch? the one that's on
- Furthest place you are sending this? "Space, the final frontier..."
- Person you expect to send it back first? N/A
- When is your birthday? Have one every year.
- Are you a morning person or a night person? Depends on what's going on.
- What is your shoe size? Big EEE
- Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? KADA will be published.
- What did you want to be when you were little? older
- How are you today? older
- What is your favorite candy? free
- What is your favorite flower? titan arum .... the 'corpse flower'
- What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? tomorrow
- What is your full name? Dr. Leftover
- What are you listening to right now? Morning news.
- What was the last thing you ate? breakfast
- Do you wish on stars? No, didn't have one named either, that's a scam.
- If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Why would I want to be a crayon?
- How is the weather right now? February
- Last person you spoke to on the phone? Verizon TLS project manager.
- Favorite soft drink? Free, cheap or on sale
- Favorite restaurant? Who's buying?
- Hair color? Grey
- What was your favorite toy as a child? I don't remember a 'favorite'.
- Summer or winter? There's nothing I can do about it, so why pick?
- Hugs or kisses? "I did not have sex with that woman."
- Chocolate or Vanilla? Not in my bourbon thank you very much.
- Coffee or tea? Yes, thank you.
- Do you want your friends to email you back? does that include spam?
- When was the last time you cried? None of your damned business.
- What is under your bed? probably a bunch of doggie toys
- What did you do last night? slept
- What are you afraid of? nothing that I am aware of.
- Salty or sweet? Depends on what you are talking about.
- How many keys on your key ring? A bunch, most of them still work
- How many years at your current job? 20
- Favorite day of the week? Tomorrow
- How many towns have you lived in? a bunch
- How many people will you send this too? 50,000 plus
- How many will respond? don't care
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