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      Since it has been awhile since the Desk did one of these the Desk thought it'd do one of these since it had been awhile since it had done one.

      The Last One       And the One the Desk wrote with some assistance from Brutha Jim The Media Desk's Multiple Choice 'Friendship' Questionnaire

      So here.....

---------- Forwarded Message ----------
Subject: Getting to know you Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your Friends. Change all the answers so they apply to you, and then send this to your friends including the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends that you might not have known!

  1. What time did you get up this morning? 0445
  2. Diamonds or pearls? Coal.
  3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? "Lion, Witch, and Wardrobe"
  4. What is your favorite TV show?  History Channel, Food Network, Weather....
  5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Whatever I cook
  6. What is your middle name? "Hey You! The Ugly Cripple!"
  7. What food do you dislike? Expensive trendy wanna-be French stuff
  8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? I'm not sure of the interest rates at the moment
  9. What kind of car do you drive? don't drive 'a car'
  10. Favorite sandwich? free
  11. What characteristic do you despise? arrogant stupidity
  12. Favorite item of clothing? whatever fits and is more or less clean
  13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? fishing
  14. Favorite brand of clothing?  is 'On Sale' a brand?
  15. Where would you retire to? fishing
  16. What was your most recent memorable birthday? I don't remember a memorable one.
  17. Favorite sport to watch? the one that's on
  18. Furthest place you are sending this? "Space, the final frontier..."
  19. Person you expect to send it back first? N/A
  20. When is your birthday? Have one every year.
  21. Are you a morning person or a night person? Depends on what's going on.
  22. What is your shoe size? Big EEE
  23. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? KADA will be published.
  24. What did you want to be when you were little? older
  25. How are you today? older
  26. What is your favorite candy? free
  27. What is your favorite flower? titan arum .... the 'corpse flower'
  28. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? tomorrow
  29. What is your full name? Dr. Leftover
  30. What are you listening to right now? Morning news.
  31. What was the last thing you ate? breakfast
  32. Do you wish on stars? No, didn't have one named either, that's a scam.
  33. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Why would I want to be a crayon?
  34. How is the weather right now? February
  35. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Verizon TLS project manager.
  36. Favorite soft drink? Free, cheap or on sale
  37. Favorite restaurant? Who's buying?
  38. Hair color? Grey
  39. What was your favorite toy as a child? I don't remember a 'favorite'.
  40. Summer or winter? There's nothing I can do about it, so why pick?
  41. Hugs or kisses? "I did not have sex with that woman."
  42. Chocolate or Vanilla? Not in my bourbon thank you very much.
  43. Coffee or tea? Yes, thank you.
  44. Do you want your friends to email you back? does that include spam?
  45. When was the last time you cried? None of your damned business.
  46. What is under your bed? probably a bunch of doggie toys
  47. What did you do last night? slept
  48. What are you afraid of? nothing that I am aware of.
  49. Salty or sweet? Depends on what you are talking about.
  50. How many keys on your key ring? A bunch, most of them still work
  51. How many years at your current job? 20
  52. Favorite day of the week? Tomorrow
  53. How many towns have you lived in? a bunch
  54. How many people will you send this too? 50,000 plus
  55. How many will respond? don't care


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