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Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 09:55:26 -0800 (PST)
From: Penquin Lady
Subject: Fwd: Yes another Q & A.... just answer it anyway
To: Almost everybody
You know the drill... copy the contents and change the answers to reflect yours... If you have time... Enjoy!
Where are we going...
- FIRST NAME? Yes- got one.
- WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not sure, was very young at the time.
- DO YOU WISH ON STARS? "Who do I look like? Walt Disney?"
- WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVORITE? The one the cab drivers show everybody in traffic.
- WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? March 2003
- DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Like it just fine, just can't read it.
- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Porterhouse.
- ANY BAD HABITS? Define "Bad Habit"? Un-PC, Harmful, or just annoying? In any case: Yes.
- WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? There's CDs all over the place, not just on the shelf, and they don't embarrass me at all.
- IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Already am another person, and we're barely on speaking terms.
- ARE YOU A DAREDEVIL? To drive through Wilmington in Rush Hour? Of course.
- HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE YOU WOULD NOT TELL? Swear quite a bit at times, but never TO anything, just at them. "When angry count four, when very angry, swear." Mark Twain
- DO LOOKS MATTER? "Not if they're ugly." Don't know, let's look.
- WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? In the driveway.
- DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? Trust them to do what?
- WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Was never a child.
- WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS? Most of them.
- DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? The News-Journal? Yup, yesterday's is on the floor right there.
- DO YOU USE SARCASM? Use it for what?
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? Sand pit, gravel pit, pit toilet, cherry pit, The Pits- Yes. Mosh- no.
- WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Independently wealthy is a good thing to look for.
- WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? "Hey you! The big ugly stupid guy with a limp. Yeah, you!"
- WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Why?
- DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? To 'untie' them means they were tied in the first place.
- DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE STRONG? Aromatically? At times.
- SHOE SIZE? big
- HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? Teeth aren't wise either.
- WHO DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW? no answer
- DO YOU WANT EVERYONE YOU SEND THIS TO, TO SEND IT BACK? Not sending it to anybody.
- WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell. He's interviewing theoretical physicist and author, Dr. Anthony Rizzi discussing the possibility of time travel, the human soul, proof of God, and the difference between knowledge and belief..
- WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Dinner
- LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: Does God count?
- THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? That they really ARE a female.
- DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Usually.
- EYE COLOR? bloodshot
- DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope, don't want to either.
- SIBLINGS? No. Oh, thought it said 'Saplings'.
- FAVORITE MONTH? As opposed to what?
- LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? You mean all the way through in one sitting? No idea.
- FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Payday.
- ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Love rejection, need to do it more.
- SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Aren't those the same thing?
- RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Don't think I could stand up for an entire night, too hard to sleep that way.
- WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Dr. Leftover
- WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Dr. Leftover
- WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Dark Life. About the hunt for life inside volcanic vents and deep caves. Fascinating.
- WHAT'S A GOOD WORD/PHRASE TO DESCRIBE THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU THIS? A friend.
...and what am I doing in this handbasket?
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